Fw: How I Stole Your Election by George W. Bush

 

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From: Karim A G

To: Karim A G

Sent: Saturday, November 13, 2004 8:23 AM

Subject: How I Stole Your Election by George W. Bush

Message from the President

You all got to at least go down to the last link and download the 30 minute QuickTime video that will just blow you away and it will assure you that the selection was rigged last week by the electronic votes that have no possible way of ever being recalled!

And then pay attention to this site because there is soon to be an update.

Democracy was stolen in America last week! Our founding fathers would absolutely be appalled!

Robert


 How I Stole Your Election
 by George W. Bush

 The first thing I did to steal your election was to make friends with ALL the manufacturers and code-verifyers of the Electronic Voting Machines.  They were really nice, especially Diebold who gave me $600,000 for my campaign.  Wow, thanks dude!

 http://nuclearfree.lynx.co.nz/stealing.htm

 Next, I had my attack dog, Karl Rove, convince these companies to either alter the vote totals on the central tabulator machines (simple PCs running windows using Remote Access Server -- RAS), or reprogram (via a downloadable software patch) the voting machines themselves so that they would give the advantage to ME!  Isn't America great?!?  A little money and some religious zealotry goes a looooong, loooong way.  Oh, the religious zealotry thing?  That's just a cover.  I'm not really a Christian -- or at least I don't act like one.  Anyway, I digress.

 http://www.ejfi.org/Voting/Voting-25.htm#rig

 Did you ever hear the media complaining about how inaccurate the exit polls were in prior elections?  No.  That's because they basically ARE accurate.  But this election, the exit polls showed Kerry WAY ahead.  No problem.  My buddies rigged the machines (and all they needed to do was rig it in one state, Ohio, but they took
 care of at least Florida for me too) not only to make me squeak by in the important battleground states, like Florida and Ohio, but they also made sure that when I did get a state that I was expected to win, the margin was HUGE so that my "popular" vote would make it look like I had a mandate.

 So let's recap how the popular vote thing worked again.  Let's say we didn't want it to look suspicious by taking states that Kerry really would have won (except for Ohio and Florida, gotta take those! heh heh).  So we let him win there, but in order once again to boost the "popular" vote (I put that in quotes because as you
 know, I'm not REALLY popular), we bring my vote tallies RIGHT UP NEXT to Kerry's, to jack up the "popular" vote as much as possible, even if I didn't win the state.

 Then, with states like North Carolina, we know we're going to steal the state anyway (at least according to what the exit polls were telling everyone.... and according to the long, long lines of new voters were telling everyone ... because we all know most of those people were voting for Kerry, not the status quo), so we just jack the crap out of the vote total to REALLY stuff a crapload of "popular" votes in my pocket.  You see, this way I can get on the TV and declare that I have a "mandate" and that I'm going to "cash in  on my political "capital" (which I don't really have of course, but we made it look that way).

 Here's a nice chart to show you what I mean.  Take special note of how the electronic voting machine totals compare to the paper ballot totals.  And see what I mean about North Carolina?

 http://www.bandsagainstbush.org/cgi-bin/archives/exit_poll.gif

 Look folks, if you really want me out of office, first you're going to have to impeach me.  But you know what, if you don't have verifiable paper trails at the polls like these folks recommend ( http://openvotingconsortium.org ), and if you don't take these voting machines out of the hands of private companies that are aligned with one end of the political spectrum, then I'm gonna just continue to hose you (and then my brother Jeb will be president too cause we're into this dynasty thing, kind of like my buddies the Saudis... ain't it cool?!?).  Also, in 2006, we're going to steal about five more senate seats, and then we'll have the "super-majority".  That means the Democrats can't do that confounded fillerbs... fillas.... fillbusters.... CRAP, well, they can't get in the darn way any more and we can pass ANY laws we want about ANYTHING and put whoever we want on the Supreme court.  Ha ha, then you're REALLY screwed.  So if you don't fix this mess (I mean great
 system) in two years and have a verifiable voting system nationwide, America is MINE!!!!! (and Jeb's and my daddy's and Cheney's and Rove's... hey, we could even pass a law saying I could be president for FOUR MORE YEARS after 2008!  That would be SOOO cool!)  Anyway, I digress once again.

 http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/CHI411B.html

 And that pesky Bev Harris.  Man I wish she would go away. If too many of you contribute to her cause, I might just get in trouble so KNOCK IT OFF!!

 http://www.blackboxvoting.org

 I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Fool me once.....", oh CRAP, I forgot again.  Well how about this?  "This would be a heck of lot easier if this was [grammar incorrect] a dictatorship.... just so long as I'm the dictator.  Heh, heh."  Well, sorry to say folks, but I got my way.  What are you gonna do about it, huh? Bring it on!!!

 http://votergate.tv/votergate/votergatethemovie_64kb.mov

 "Sincerely" Yours, "President" George W. Bush

 P.S.  Pass it on!  I dare ya.